canon holmes meeting his 21st century self and hating him because he lives in a world where he can hold and kiss and MARRY watson and he’s too afraid to follow his heart ahahahahaha kill me
teen John flirting with teen sherlock by standing super close to him, leaning into him, making excuses to touch his curls, both of them all red-faced and giggly and grinning largely
He was never much of a morning person, until he woke up with John beside him. Now he’s up with the dawn, their routine peppered with smiles and kisses as they get ready for the day…
But really though if they had wanted to formulate the Angelo’s scene to confirm that both Sherlock and John were 100% straight (or Sherlock was ace) they could have EASILY done so.
John: “Do you have a girlfriend?”
Sherlock: “Girlfriend, no. Not really my area Not at the moment, though I’m sure Molly Hooper would love the job.”
John: “Have you…gone there?”
Sherlock: (raises eyebrow) “Not yet.”
(both chortle heartily)
OR:
John: “Do you have a girlfriend?”
Sherlock: “Girlfriend, no. Not really my area.”
John: “Oh. Oh. Do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine by the way.”
Sherlock: (snorts) “I know it’s fine. No, boyfriends aren’t my area either.”
OR:
John: “Do you have a girlfriend?”
Sherlock: “Girlfriend, no. Not really my area. Nope.”
John: “Me either. Just got back and all. Been dating here and there, but you know how it is. You don’t mind if I bring some women back to the flat do you?
Sherlock: (doesn’t look at him, still watching street) “Not a problem.”
i feel like i’m living in some sort of paradox where johnlock is simultaneously canon and not canon because everything in the universe continually confirms that it is canon and yet we are still waiting for it to become canon